The Girl Who Got Married

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I have a story along these lines. (You know me and stories.) About a girl who I'd dated that was getting married.

But I'm not yet ready to share this story .. not even close. It's a biggie. Key phrase to jog my memory » his-n-her Porsches sitting in the mansion's garage.

I have thought about sharing this story before .. and may have even teased around it. It's almost an unbelievable story. (Girls are so beyond figuring out.)

Shortly after getting married, she unexpectedly stopped by one last time (.. and only one time).

She got what she wanted .. as she so often had, and she left .. uncharacteristically emotional.

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For some reason, she didnt want me on the bed. She just took me down to the floor in the living room.

That was the most disoriented I'd ever seen her. She normally had her shit together .. in a big way.

I didnt see her again for years. Not even in passing. Until ...

I've already said too much. You could never make up shit like this .. I dont think.

» The Most Guy-Savvy Girl Ever

This girl knew how to handle guys .. on multiple levels. I am not going to say that she was the best I'd ever seen .. but I could.

She was in a league of her own. You knew that you were in good hands with her. Capable hands. Dare I say skillful?

She was the most guy-savvy girl of any girl I ever dated. She was always a step ahead of me. Sometimes two.

I could talk to her like I would talk to any guy-friend.

Bella says she is guy-friendly

I met her at a party. At a mutual-friend's house. Around midnight she walked me home (because I lived across the street).

» You'll Get the Rest of that Next Time I See You

She gave me half of the best blowjob I'd ever had and said, "You'll get the rest of that the next time I see you."

But she had to go home .. to a nice home. Very nice, indeed. Ask me how I know.

She was mind-fucking me like that left-n-right. I'd never met anything like this girl before. She was clearly an operator. With skills. She fascinated me.

Dua Lipa | Blow Your Mind (Guaranteed) Sept, 2016

She knew a lot of people and she knew how to make shit happen. I learned a lot from this girl. She clearly took an interest in me. You'd have to ask her why.

» Playing by Her Own Rules

One time, when we were first getting acquainted, she called about six o'clock on a Friday and said, "I have to go over to [ this other town ] and take care of some business there. Why dont you join me, and afterwards we'll grab a drink."

"I would absolutely love to." I said.

See .. in my world, girls didnt do this. In my world, girls always waited for the guy to initiate things.

But this girl was breaking rule after rule. Cultural rules .. all kinds of rules.

To me, her actions were saying, "I make up my own rules. I play by my own rules. I dont abide by the rules of others .. because my rules are so much better than theirs."

I am sure that Zara knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Zara asks sexy mystery man how he likes his eggs cooked in the morning

[ Have you heard this story about Zara Larsson and this model-dude? She sees his photo somewhere and posts photos of him on her twitter .. saying, "Who are are you, dude? We should hook up." And she totally scored this dude.

That's a good story. That's a really good story. For a number of reasons. I am confident that Katie would concur. But it speaks to the thing that I have been telling these super-hottie singers .. which is that they can have any guy they want.

What guy is going to refuse a girl like this? Not me. Just being honest. And obviously not this model-dude, either. He's making my point for me. ]

I could also see that .. with a girl with this kind of self-confidence, she is less likely to be offended by some guy-things that I might say that might offend a girl with lesser levels of self-esteem.

I could already see that I can say more things to her, and I can more easily be myself with this girl .. because she knows who she is (.. and she clearly knows how to handle my ass).

This story of this night is a pretty major story .. certainly too racy for me to share here. And I admit that I can get pretty racy with my writing.

A number of times I felt like I was in over my head with this girl. But she just made things so easy for me.

» Knock Knock

Let me tell you the story about how I was invited to this party. It was almost dark early one autumn evening. I had just gotten home from work when I heard an energetic knock on my door.

» I Have Way Too Many Girls Coming

This dude who I'd never seen before says, "Hi. My name is so-n-so. I got your name from Carol at the main office .. I hope you dont mind. But I'm having a party tomorrow night .. and I got way too many girls coming. I would appreciate it so much if you could help me out and stop by. Things will probably get going around sunset, but feel free to stop by any time. I'll be in and out most of the day, setting things up. I live across the street .. right there on the corner. I sell athletic wear .. so there will be many hard-bodies coming .. aerobics instructors and whatnot. I shouldnt have invited so many of them. What was I thinking?"

He checks his watch and says, "I gotta run. I would so appreciate it if you could help me out tomorrow night and stop by .. even for just a little would help."

I shut the door after he ran off and I turned around and said, "You gotta be shittin' me."

Lighting up hard-bodiesI mean, hardbodies .. this is what I do.

Talk about a target-rich environment.

You know me .. Mr. One-on-One.

I went earlier in the day (Saturday) to talk to this dude.

To get to know him.

To make friends with him.

And to try to figure this fucker out.

I helped him decorate with streamers and I blew up a shit-load of balloons until I started feeling lightheaded.

Then I left to go home and take a shower and put on my stylish party duds.

I came back later .. when things were already hoppin' nicely .. with plenty of hard-bodies .. just like he said.

He was perhaps the most motivated person I'd ever met.

See, there is an aspect of motivated ambition that I like, and there is a part of it that I dont like.

And I hate to admit it, but these two have plenty of overlap .. and the lines are not drawn so clearly when you are all up in it.

I could fall off here into the bottomless rabbit hole of a tangent .. but I'm too smart for that.

» None of the Other Girls were Anywhere Near as Interesting to Talk to

Bella ThorneBut this party is where I met that girl.

I walked in.

She was there.

She smiled ever so nicely.

I walked over to her and we chatted.

About everything and nothing.

She looked a lot like Bella here. Same size.

Her hair was even redder, and she had a lot of it.

She was another decade older, but had same general facial features.

Maybe Bella really is guy-friendly.

I'd had no idea of her skill set when I first walked up to her.

But I could tell right away that this was no ordinary girl.

From the second that she opened her mouth, I thought, "Oh, I like this girl. She is very cool. She is fun and smart and witty."

Sure, I talked to other girls there that night .. doing my duty for my new ultra-motivated friend.

But none of them were anywhere near as interesting to talk to, and I was always glad when I managed to make my way back to her.

She told me many interesting things that night. And she was so easy to talk to. She was definitely what I call a "guy-friendly" girl .. a girl who gets guys.

[ Which I am always on the lookout for, because I dont get girls .. not on an intuitive basis, anyway. Not like I do with things like calculus or quantum mechanics. ]

» Making the Bed in the Morning is the Stupidest Thing

I forget how the conversation came about, but I particularly remember when she said, "Making the bed in the morning is the stupidest thing. It's the biggest waste of time. I mean, you're just going to climb back in at night again, right?"

When she said that, I knew that I wanted to get to know this girl better .. this girl who thinks it's stupid to make the bed in the morning.

She was a hard-body herself. She worked out nearly every day. Swimming laps.

Bella Thorne (19) seated naked on chair GQ Mexico October 2017

Bella here does Pilates, I've heard. Whatever she is doing is obviously working for her. Working well. Nice work, Bella. I see you. Are you really only 19? My mom was 19 when I was born.

I have done some Pilates myself .. so I know how good it makes you feel.

So many gnarly stories I could tell about the girl who got married. Some of them were very naughty, indeed .. mind-blowingly naughty. For me, anyway.

That's all I'm saying for now. (Notice how I quit here, just in the nick of time.)

Whew .. that was close. Another step or two and we would've been wading out into the deep stuff.

I dont think you could handle that. I know that I was having trouble myself .. trying to get a handle on her.

She knew how to work me. I'm not sure sure how she knew .. but she did. (In a good way, but still in a way as an operator.)

She made it look easy, effortless, natural, fun, playful, sexy, naughty, passionate .. I could continue along these lines.

I can feel myself ready to fall on over into the juicy-juice here .. but I'm not going to do it.

I'm going to demonstrate for you my impressive sense of self-control. You learn about self-control in a professional sense when you operate a reactor plant .. when you live with a reactor. They dont want any loose cannons operating their reactors.

But all self-control employs many of the same elements .. no matter what you might be applying it to.

I know quite a bit about self-control.

Girls are normally ready to have sex before I am. I know that you want to hear some of these stories .. but I am not going there.

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