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George, what are you doing with your face here?
I have tried to do this in the mirror, but I am not able.
I am not able to make my mouth do this thing that you are doing here.
How do you do that?
And I am not even going to mention your madly furrowed brow or your wildly flared nostrils.
Why would I ever do something like that?
Why would I call attention to your facial features here at Trump's inauguration?
What did Hillary say to you that made the corners of your mouth turn down so sharply here?
You are clearly not happy about what she said to you.
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